"Girl" to "Boy"

Do your chores every day after school.. Eat, chores, then homework. Don't text or watch TV when your doing homework.. You'll get distracted. All A's and B's this year. Don't bring me home anything else if you want a summer. All your focus should be on school and basketball. You don't have time for girls and all that other BS. Always make sure you're ready for basketball. I don't want you forgetting your bag like you always do. Work hard at practice.. harder than anyone else there. No excuses. You go 110% every time. You want to be the best don't you? Yes.. of course I do. Then why do you play like a girl in your games? I hate to watch you play like that. I want more effort... 110%.. Stop crying, or i'll give you something to cry about. You better man up. Don't let anyone talk down to you. You don't start a fight but you damn well finish it.. You hear me? I only want what's best for you. I want you to have everything I never could have. That only comes with hard work. No goofing off, no getting in trouble at school, or on the streets, always in the gym or at home doing school work.. You need to grow up, and grow up fast. We don't have time for all this immaturity. Do you understand? Yes.. I understand. Good.. Now go out there and make me proud.

Introduction

1. My greatest asset is, my personality.
2. One question I have about life is, how did we get here?
3. One thing I've always wondered about is, how the brain works.
4. My friends will tell you that I am, tall, funny, and a great friend.
5. People like me because I'm very understanding and compassionate.
6. One thing most people don't know about me is, I'm a quarter Korean.
7. I am an expert on sarcasm. 
8. I am proud of my family.
9. I like reading because it relieves stress.
10. My favorite class is any psychology class because they're all interesting.
11. My pet peeve is liars.
12. The most stressful thing in my life is balancing school, and basketball.
13. The most influential people in my life are my parents because of everything they have done for me.
14. If I had one hundred dollars, I would fill my gas tank.
15. I am named for... after my great aunts. Lauren and Anna put together.
16. I have no regrets about anything I've done so far in life.
17. I regret nothing. Everything happens of a reason.
18. My favorite color is lime green.
19. One dish I can cook well is top ramen.
20. My favorite place on earth is my bed.